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thecatsmao:

Drank 20oz mango lassi, 12 oz of mango nectar, and 32 oz of mango and cherry smoothie. Tomorrow I hope to be a mango.

Same

Forever being forced to drink a glass of milk before school

khatmal:

maasi-patrol:

lehaaz:

lehaaz:

THEY ARE SO FUCKING DUMB IT ACTUALLY HURTS OMG

and i feel like saraa is probably new to U.S. (assuming this was made here, i mean the girls are dumb enough to be amreekans lbh) like she didn’t know who santa clause was (idk if she was proving something with that point or like serious) like i was in her place 5 years ago when i moved here omfg it’s not a good time aghhhhhhhhhhhhh

OMFG REMEMBER THIS SHIT

"You didn’t feel Jesus?"

is this real wtf

"I have two friends coming over: one regular and one indian" da fuqq

(Source: glucous, via pakistaniamreekani)

Anonymous Anonymous asked: When you try to go to your friends house and your mam needs to know everything about the person, their name, race, gender, where they were born, what their parents do, and the total cost of their house. Like mom chill.

I feel this. Looking back, I should’ve just created an application regarding family history so when someone asked to hang out with me I could just hand it to them to fill out and then give it to my parents ;)

varanasim:

Desi people say bye like 200 times and then get in their cars, roll their window down and carry on the conversation.

(via becauseimmuslim)

Anonymous Anonymous asked: Yo about thick accents, I really do respect them for learning a new language and all but I have a hearing impediment and it's really really hard for me to understand people with them, especially ones I'm not used to. Please keep people like me in mind xoxo

It’s fine if you can’t understand accents, that’s nobody’s fault :) but even then, people shouldn’t complain about/make fun of them!

Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.

simplyy-perfection simplyy-perfection asked: I probably went a lil crazy with liking your posts but this blog is perfect. I love it! Haha

YOU’RE simply perfection (*shakes my head at myself* I tried). Fun fact: every time you like a post, a mango ripens, so please continue to go “crazy” liking posts ;) Thank you so much for this message, you’re so sweet!

Anonymous Anonymous asked: Do you do any sinhala things?

To quote Macklemore, “what, what, what, what?”

hazelandgusamsterdam hazelandgusamsterdam asked: OMG I just found your account and this is the most relatable desi account EVER! I love y'all!

Oh my gosh, I feel like I just won an award! I CAN FINALLY PUT SOMETHING ON MY RÉSUMÉ! Thank you so much!

thepianogirl1:

DON’T EVER TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF BOLLYWOOD ACTION MOVIES 

JUST DON’T

THEY DON’T FOLLOW THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

YOU’LL GET A HEADACHE. 

(via firewordsparkler)

writingfish writingfish asked: omg, where have you been all my life?!

Mostly in my kitchen and bed!

bakvaas:

yasminabdulqadir:

duragdaddy:

me on payday

arnaib

OMG IM CRYING BOTH THE KID KILLIN IT WITH THE SINGING AND THE KID DANCING I can’t

If this video doesn’t bring you 34 seconds of pure joy I don’t know what will

(via stormingminds)

howshouldweputbollywoodgently:

WHEN I AM CELEBRATING FESTIVALS

(via sarzzzz18)

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